The F1 2014 Season Starts Now!! Why Are You Here? Go Watch It!!!!

"NoahthePorscheGuy" (porsche) 03/16/2014 at 01:48 • Filed to: None

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No you don't have an excuse. No TV? IDGAF! Its Okay, I've got your back. Also don't forget to come discuss it on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Brian Silvestro > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 01:49

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lol the second time this gif has been used for the same event, I approve.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Brian Silvestro 03/16/2014 at 01:51

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There is literally no other way to properly commemorate the event.

Brian Silvestro > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 01:57

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Exactly.

Of happenings.

WhereAreMyPants > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 02:02

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Consciousness will be a struggle. My dad is already snoring at the TV. At least he made it through the pre-race show.

Soloburrito > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 02:05

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All the cars are broken! Bernie overheated! Spoilers!

Kate's Dirty Sister > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 02:19

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Stupid Kobayashi, the Japanese Maldonado.

STAGGERED-6 > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 02:19

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What a joke of a shit show the first five minutes of this race has turned out to be. Can we pretty please revisit why we can't bring the glory days of CART back? There's some great side by side action happening, but that's because the handling of the new cars looks atrocious. I propose a new drinking game, a shot for every brake lock and mechanical retirement.

Soloburrito > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 02:21

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Taki Inoue @takiinoue 3m

Kamui looks he tried to use his BBC weapon for Williams!!

STAGGERED-6 > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/16/2014 at 02:22

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Why didn't you turn! Relevant to kobayashi's driving abilities.

Kate's Dirty Sister > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 02:32

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He's fast but reckless, just like pastor.

It's a serious shit show so far, they should have been allowed more testing considering the changes. Also, limiting the teams to 5 engines on the fisrt year of these motors is a bit enthusiastic.

Having drivers bailing out to save an engine is nothing to make a better show.

Oh well

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 03/16/2014 at 02:40

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I can't figure out how to get the race on direct TV :(

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 03/16/2014 at 02:42

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You've missed too much

STAGGERED-6 > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/16/2014 at 02:43

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kobayashi was definitely faster in his past life as a competitive hotdog eater. I'd prefer he stick to jamming those in his mouth than the front of his car into every object on the track. Also, what's the chance that his crash grenaded that engine. Hell the engines have a hard enough time running on their own, now add in some hitting shit, spinning out, and gravel and you've got a recipe for a short season.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 03/16/2014 at 02:44

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Wow this is a whole new world. I've never streamed stuff before

Will I go to jail?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 03/16/2014 at 02:46

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No, I've been doing it for years. I have like 50 full length movies on my computer that I've stolen off of the internet. It's very useful.

I use streaming for all of my motorsport stuff.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 03/16/2014 at 02:47

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Awesome

Thank you!!!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 03/16/2014 at 02:48

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Kate's Dirty Sister > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 02:55

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It sucks for Massa, he would probably fighting for a podium.
Rosberg is in another dimension, I guess Horner was not that much sandbagging when he said merc could finish 2 laps ahead of the pack

STAGGERED-6 > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/16/2014 at 03:08

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Well your prophecy has come true, looks like Maldonado just crapped the bed. I'm not sold on Rosberg yet until he has enough time and speed to coast across the line pending his crap can breaks down too.

Kate's Dirty Sister > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 03:17

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At this point, nothing would surprise me, especially if it starts to rain !

STAGGERED-6 > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/16/2014 at 03:29

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I'm liking this Magnussen kid, Merc is def strong but Ive really got my fingers crossed that the engineers figure things out quick. It's pretty sad that the pinnacle series in motorsport has guys cruising around using only their front brakes.

Kate's Dirty Sister > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 03:41

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Agree

Also, bottas is really taking care of the show

DCrants > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 03:50

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Gee, as a motor sport fan, I would think you'd prefer a car that relies more heavily on the driver's skill than on a large amount of downforce...

DCrants > Kate's Dirty Sister 03/16/2014 at 03:52

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If Bottas hadn't hit the wall he'd be on the podium. Let's hope he looks like this in future races...could be fun to watch him.

Kate's Dirty Sister > DCrants 03/16/2014 at 04:01

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Totally

On this, time to sleep, have a good night, or what's left of it

d3v > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 04:14

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Any way to set the stream to SD? It's stutters too much for my connection.

STAGGERED-6 > DCrants 03/16/2014 at 05:17

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I'll bite, with that logic I guess the most challenging display of Motorsport skill would be skid plate or ice racing because unless you have supernatural talent you're going to have a hard time not crashing. Cars that are not mechanically ready or setup to race is not a whole lot of fun imo, it looks sloppy not challenging. I'd expect a better showing as things get figured out but let's not try to polish a turd when cars are pulling off the track due to mechanicals before they can warm the tires. If you want a display of true driver skill then put them in identically manufactured and setup cars, if not then expect the engineering to be just as highly scrutinized as a driver's decisions after a poor showing.

DCrants > STAGGERED-6 03/16/2014 at 09:22

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Don't know what to tell you. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

RMudkips > NoahthePorscheGuy 03/16/2014 at 16:02

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Haha Kimi's brakes.

I was just cheering for Riccardo(?) even though he managed only 2nd